CHOO CHOOOOOO!!! I tweeted this out a couple of months ago and meant to do a full blog about how Shiv Roy is going to win whatever throne is still standing at the end of Succession but football, smut blogs, and Halloween candy got in my way. However, the point still stands and after last night, I don't know if the #ShivWagon has ever been running stronger.
Roman may have just dick pic'd himself out of his dad's good graces while Kendall could be dead face down in a pool for all we know. Plenty of people ride the #TomTrain because who doesn't love a good quote from a midwesterner?
However, Shiv had that poor man shook over some aggressive pillow talk, Tom's chances of doing hard time went away a little too easy, he is a family member by marriage only, and it feels like Cousin Greg is going to Iverson his ass whenever he mumbles himself up another level on the org chart.
I may be a Shiv guy but I have nothing but love for the #EggHeads, especially after the legendary pizza review
Shiv isn't flawless and she has been fucked over countless times by her dad, even though I love the Pinky nickname. But she has the last name, the political background, and the lowkey vibe of a killer (which I think we will see since I think Tom's figurative and maybe literal blood will be fueling the #ShivWagon by the time this is all over). If anything, I think all Logan has done is mistakenly fuel the fire of the one Roy kid that has what it takes to actually seize the throne.
I'm sure there are plenty of haters rolling their eyes at all this. I simply ask them trust me, as I clearly have a good sense when it comes to who just might win these HBO shows, no matter what the oddsmakers may think.
So I'll say it one last time before next week's episode and all the fallout that may come from it. Either get on the #ShivWagon now or get run over by it.
NOW HIT HER MOTHERFUCKING MUSIC!!!
P.S. You will not catch me doling out any Connor Roy slander anywhere. That dude is peak entertainment with Queen Willa, excuse me Future First Lady Willa, at his side.