No Other Way To Put It - This Goal Is Fucking Awesome

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Why lie in the headline? There was no need for exaggeration. It was exactly what I told you. This goal was and still is fucking awesome. One of the best goals I've seen in quite some time, especially in the MLS. Usually these sort of blog headlines lead to a goalie butchering a simple pass back and falling ass backwards into the net with the ball. Nope. Not here. Dairon Asprilla did something awesome. I'll be honest, I try to recharge on Wednesday's before college hoops. Let myself watch The Challenge and some AEW wrestling if there's not a Knicks game on. Get ready for a weekend of football, NBA and praying Tottenham doesn't fuck up. Maybe a little horse racing, depends on the time. But I couldn't pass up watching this clip roughly 42 times and blogging it. It's cool as shit and I'm going to blog cool shit. Rules are rules. 

Back to this specific play for a second. Have some strength for me one time keeper. You're literally the only guy on the field that can use his hands. USE THEM.Learn to catch. Really not that difficult of a play from the goalie here to start it all off. If he just fields the ball, play over. Instead he goes full Evan Engram, bobbles it around and it leads DIRECTLY to backbreaking points. Never go Evan Engram. Fuck Evan Engram - signed me and every other Giants fan. Sorry, just had to get a little football/football crossover here. 

Shout out Dairon Asprilla though. Bicycle kick goals are awesome. This one is one of the best. 

PS: Hell of a call. The screaming, the anticipation, the build up. SIMPLY SPECTACULAR.