Baddest Bitch In The Game, Martha Stewart, Woke Up Early This Morning To Show Off Her Riding Skills


80 - EIGHT-Y - years young and those hips outright REFUSE to lie. Martha woke up this morning and wanted to remind the world that she's still got it. A gentle, subtle reminder that you don't fuck Martha Stewart, Martha Stewart fucks you. Probably holds a knife to your throat while giving you a step-by-step recipe for her beef bourguignon, a delightful dish for the autumn and winter months, atop the silkiest sheets you ever did lay upon, pillows stuffed with the feathers of birds that have been extinct for millennia, on a bed constructed of solid gold bars she's been hiding from the government for the better part of a century.