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Jimmy Butler Loves Kyle Lowry So Much That He's Demanding 'That Motherfucker' Gives His Daughter A $100k Gift For Her Birthday

Fair is fair. Jimmy Butler has expectations for his daughter and Kyle Lowry better make it happen. You see that crazy look in his eye? That's how you know he's serious. Jimmy Butler doesn't joke around. He's not here to be funny. He's here to get his daughter a $100,000 gift. Smart move. Who cares if you have a bunch of money? It's always better if someone else spends their money on your daughter's birthday. 

It pains me to say it because I'm an old, but I am at the age where I have to get gifts for my friends kids. They have their parties and you gotta show up with something, obviously. Shopping for kids, my own included, isn't fun. You have to worry about payback first of all. You get a toy that makes a lot of noise? Well, your buddy is coming back with a louder toy. You get a gift they don't like and you feel like a complete asshole. You can't just get them a book or something boring. It's all about finding the right gift. Well, with $100,000 as a budget you can surely come up with something sick. 

Now I'll say this about Jimmy. His transformation in Miami is something we'll look back on in a few years and marvel at. He went from Chicago to Minnesota to Philly to Miami. He was viewed as a guy you can't win with at one point. He was viewed as a team killer. Now? Now he's an All-Star and the face of the Heat franchise. People put him in top-15 lists of current players. It's honestly hilarious how laid back he seems off the court and a borderline psycho on it. It's part of why I love watching him. I've always thought getting Jimmy Butler's respect as a teammate is one of the toughest things in sports. But that's changed. Being Jimmy Butler's friend is a sign of a true accomplishment. So pony up, Kyle.