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The Smash Hit Movie "A Bug's Life" Created A Flesh Light That Deserves To Have Your Honey Dripping Inside It


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♬ original sound - tinytom

Absolutely incredible. I can't tell you how many times I've thought to myself that it was time to fuck something that looked like a bug when your mom was out of town. When you get used to it, your heart just pines for something familiar. Between the little bug antennas and your mother's thick as pubes that simply will not trim, this A Bug's Life fleshlight is the next best thing to the real thing. 

This was probably always the natural progression, though. I mean, we can only watch or scan so many Family Guy Lois Porn parody's before we get bored and need to move on to the next thing. Turns out the next thing was an underrated classic that grossed 363 Million Dollars in the box office which is only about 100 million behind Toy Story 2. Never would have guessed that, right? I would have thought Toy Story 2 would have blown out A Bug's Life like I blew out my back humping that Bug's Life FleshLight. 

My only real gripe is that this thing isnt new in the box. Although the TikTok bro says that's lightly fucked, there's no way to be sure. I do not want my bug light feelin like I was tossing a hotdog down the hatch behind the door in Alice in Wonderland. That being said, I always wanted to taste that cake. It's so cute!