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Von Miller Is Questionable To Play Next Week With A Case of Hurt Feelings

How does that chant the high schoolers do go again? Ah, yes. "OV-ER-RATE-ED" (clap, clap, clap clap clap) "OV-ER-RATE-ED" (clap, clap, clap clap clap)

This dude has been all bark but no bite for a couple years now. And last night was no different. Folks, he said he was going to MURDER whoever was playing Right Tackle for the Browns last night. Murder!!!!

1 solo tackle, 0 sacks. Against a backup offensive lineman, no less.

Well, I guess the good news is that Von Miller is only potentially out for a week with some hurt pride, not the 25 to life that you get for murdering someone these days. Then again, what is the going rate for Attempted Murder?