Marine Disarms Would-Be Robber In Video That Has High Potential Of Giving Enormous Erections

Shoutout to this Marine. Dude is living our dreams. On ZBT, we often talk about Wish A Mother Fucker Would moments. This is that. Dude was in the gas station buying some gummy bears, a bang energy drink, and an original flavor jerky stick. Next thing ya know, he sees a pistol sloppily handled out in front of the robber’s body with zero muzzle awareness. A quick grab, twist, and off-balancing renders the thief as dead meat. The rest of his squad scampers and the Marine gets blogs written about him. Incredible. Well done, Devil Dog.