Fuck Kacey Musgraves. Fuck Adele. Fuck NBC News and SNL and all the other people trying to convince you it's sad girl autumn. You can't use the word autumn and be depressed, it's too upbeat. Autumn has a certain jovial tone that we don't accept during SBS. It was Sad Boy Season long before any of these women dropped their songs, it will be Sad Boy Season long after they're dead. Get some new merch, head to a dark bar, and have yourself a lonely few months.