White Sox Dave

Sometimes You Gotta Reach Back And Throw Your Best Smut Fastball

I'm gonna level with you people. Today is awful. I woke up in the middle of the night soaked in sweat, while screaming "I still own you" sorta like Uncle Leo murmering "Jerry...Hello" after Jerry ratted him out for stealing books. This motherfucker man. He's our daddy. I hate this guy so fucking muc

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Sometimes You Gotta Reach Back And Throw Your Best Smut Fastball

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