If Cardinals Go 17-0 Frank the Tank Gets to Live With Dave Portnoy For As Long As He Wants

If the Arizona Cardinals go 17-0, Frank the Tank will be allowed to live in any of Dave's homes for however long he pleases. If he wants to stay in his apartment, it's his, if Frank wants to stay in the Miami house, he can. The man has keys to all houses and apartments if he wants. Frank will have free roam of the space, TVs, and bedrooms. This is all contingent on a 17-0 Cardinals who are currently up 13 points to the Browns. Frank will be pulling moves like this one all over the Portnoy residences.

Dave and Frank will be sweating out every Cardinals game for the rest of the season. If they go undefeated it will be a win for all of us who get to see that content develop. Frank being poolside in the Hamptons or Miami would be great for all of us to see.