JAGUARS WIN TO BREAK TWENTY-GAME LOSING STREAK

Our beloved Jaguars did it! We went to London, faced a depleted Dolphins team and drilled two 50+ Yard field goals in the final minutes to take him the first win in the Trevor Lawrence era.

With 5 seconds to play and 4th and 8, the Dolphins used their Hail Mary defense but Lawrence tossed a quick slant and immediately called a time out setting up the recently called-up Matthew Wright to nail the game winner.

I was bracing myself for the miss but he drilled it.

For the Brand indeed.

I’m thrilled for the team but nervous for the blondes in London pubs. Guard them buttholes. Urban with a win under his belt is gonna make him tight under the belt.

DUUVVAAALLLL