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Romeo and Juliet. Jack and Rose. Dolphin and Jaguar.

 

God dammit. You think you know what love is and then you see this picture and it resets your entire brain function when it comes to love and romance. Like, if you think you're in love and then see this picture, you have to immediately break up or divorce your significant other. What you have isn't dolphin/jaguar in London love. Sigh. Back to the drawing board for ol' Natey poo. One day I'll find the jaguar to my dolphin. One day.