David Baker Has Stepped Down As The President Of The Pro Football Hall Of Fame While The Football Gods Weep

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! There were whispers of this news yesterday but I, along with millions of other football fans prayed it was the fakest of fake news. However it appears that the report was true and David Baker is out.

This all seems very weird considering I'm pretty sure the Football Gods sculpted David Baker out of a giant hunk of pigskin then brought him to life in order to turn legendary football players into puddles of emotion by telling them they will live in immortality in Canton.

I thought you would’ve had to kill David Baker to get him to stop doing his job, which may not be possible since no weapon of man I know of can kill a living giant. There doesn’t seem to be any concrete reasons why Baker retired from his dream job out of the blue, but I swear to God if the Washington Football Team's email servers are the cause of this, I wish 1,000 more years of Daniel Snyder upon them (*I take it back if this was due to something super problematic).

I’m not sure who the Hall of Fame can get to replace David Baker, but I'm pretty sure the Hall's constitution says there has to be a giant Oklahoma Drill between all the candidates and the last man standing wins the honor to do this.