Apparently Frog Splashes Are The New Pancake Blocks In High School Football

I honestly can't keep up with all the innovations being made to offensive football these days. It started with the spread offense, which led to all sorts of crazy pre-snap motion, followed by RPOs, and now we have blockers frog splashing themselves onto defenders like the Lois Griffin meme in order to register a pancake block.

Orlando Pace could never!

What's coming next and where will it come from? Who's to say. But as long as Jason Garrett is the offensive coordinator of the Giants, I know I won't have to worry about any of these exciting innovations arriving at the Meadowlands anytime soon, even if Nate Solder already has perfected the art of ending up on the ground as a blocker.