Gentleman On Twitter Revolutionizes Tits By Calling Them "Bonkers" As A Noun Rather Than An Adjective

First, some background. That shit is from a TV show that I really love called I Think You Should Leave, Tim Robinson. In my opinion, it's the most consistently funny and absurd show on television. It's brought back physical comedy in a way that hasnt been used in years. His facial expressions are just fucking perfect. 

Anyway, the shirt in the picture is from another sketch. So, when you combine the two things I love, namely me and that shirt, you get the photo above. The gentleman looks like me. That's the joke. He looks like me. Love it. 

Anyway, let's head to the actual purpose of the blog. Bonkers. I love the term bonkers and realized over the weekend that I dont use it enough. Sad, I know. But that's going to change, you judgmental fucks. 

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Next thing I know, I'm lookin at my Twitter mentions and the first picture appears and this dude Robert starts calling breasts Bonkers. Not like, "Hey dude. you have some bonkers tits. Nice." It wasn't like that AT ALL. It wasn't used as like "when I see your tits hanging low like a truck or van that Longtime Stoolie Xzibit used to pimp on Pimp My Ride, I wanna suck on them thangs because they are straight-up bonkers." It's not like that. 

It's like if you simply replaced the word "tits" with the word "bonkers" and called it a fuckin day. INSANITY. I like to think of myself as being decent with words. I know words. I use them. I simply have never thought of using bonkers as a noun for boobs. That's changed. I will now use Bonkers as a term for tits until the day that I die. 

"Drop em out. Let me see them bonkers. I need to get a look at them big clodhoppers." Absolutely incredible. 

PS: if those are your bonkers in the photo, sleep peacefully knowing that you spurred on a change in the American lexicon that could rival terms like butthole eyes or facebook master code. So, I lift my glass to you, m'lady. To bonkers. 

To bonkers!

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