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The Alabama Radio Call of Texas A&M's Field Goal Is Everything You'd Hope It Would Be

They're so mad. It's beautiful.

Eli Gold couldn't even bring himself to announce that Seth Small's kick was good to give Texas A&M the 41-38 win over No. 1 Alabama. He sat there in silence — or at least with just the roar of the crowd at Kyle Field — for 30 seconds before talking about how A&M would be fined $250,000 for storming the field. I think they'll be fine with that, pal.

Everybody associated with the University of Alabama needs to grow the fuck up. Y'all know the rest of us lose all the time, right? These assholes won 100 straight games against unranked opponents and then lose ONE and can't even talk. They wouldn't make it a day as fans of an actual college football team — as opposed to an NFL farm team that hand-picks the best players in the country.

I absolutely love it, though. If the radio play-by-play guy can't even get a word out, imagine what your local Bama fan since 2017 looked like when that field goal sailed through. Maybe give them a break though, because the Yankees were eliminated from the Postseason just a few days ago, too. It's been a rough week.

You just hate to see mighty Alabama get taken down by a pedestrian Texas A&M team. Real shame.