International Man Of Mystery Enters Bar, Has Bras Thrown At Him

Oh my good gracious! Who is this man of black crewneck and khaki pants that is always pulling luggage behind him? Leo? Jeter? Harry Styles, perhaps? Nope, it's mother fuckin' Barstool Trent. Guy can't even enter a room anymore without a category 3 flood warning.

Just another day in the life for the Czar of Cedar Rapids. The Don of Moose McDuffys. The King of the Chicks. It's Trent Ryan's world and we're just livin' in it.