A Hammered And Shirtless Max Scherzer Gave Us A Fantastic Sound Clip After The Dodgers Win

You knew Max Scherzer was going to get after it if the Dodgers won and that is exactly what he did. I'm actually shocked at how quick he got this drunk, very impressed. This happened during the postgame with all the players celebrating on the field, couldn't have been more than what, 15-20 minutes after the game ended. They're asking Scherzer questions and first off, he sounds like Stevie Janowski. This is what it sounds like when people listen to podcasts at 0.5 speed. I thought it was edited it first but I think Scherzer was just shit housed. He's the guy who gets to the party an hour later than you did but somehow is twice as drunk as you. Maybe he just doesn't drink during the season except for when they move on in the playoffs, so that would explain why he's such a lightweight it seems. 

Him trying to answer the question that Curtis Granderson asked him but not being able to focus on it cuz he's so drunk is hilarious. He doesn't even try and BS his way through it he just slurs some words and goes "you gotta get rid of this echo.....I can't talk.....whatever!" He had 0 interest in doing the interview, he was already hammered, he didn't have a shirt on, it seemed cold because his nipples could cut diamonds, he just wanted another beer and to celebrate moving on. I'm with him though, talking with a headset or earpiece in and hearing the echo really throws you off, now add in a few beers and it would make it impossible to talk, but he gave it a go and it wasn't working and he gave us an awesome sound clip. "I'm drunk....whatever."