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We Got Our First Teaser For The Game Of Thrones Prequel "House Of The Dragon" And I'll Admit That I'm Excited

Alright you assholes, I am officially back in as I got that feeling that familiar tingle in my balls after seeing those sets, costumes, and Iron Throne in the midst of assembly like a big toy on Christmas morning before the dad just gave up. I can continue to bitch and moan about how much Benioff & Weiss dropped the ball at the goal line of television immortality as the showrunners version of DeSean Jackson.

But as a wise man once said, "It's like the Sopranos. It's over. Find a new show" (Even though that wise man's ass is in the jackpot now that we are getting new Sopranos content). 

HBO has to know they have one shot to make good on the dogshit we were force fed during the final season of Thrones, so I have no choice but to believe that House of the Dragon is going to be the best effort of a billion dollar company that has given us an unreal amount of absolute classics in that fabled Sunday night spot. You gotta believe there will be no expense spared to get the best acting, directing, and of course CGI fire breathing monsters into the show.

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Put all that together with the Targaryens riding on their dragons, enemies, and siblings (which I'm sure some of you sick fucks will love) as George R.R. Martin oversees it all instead of finishing the books and I think we may actually have the makings of a great show. 

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Or it sucks and we never speak of Thrones again. But I am going to believe that the HBO suitmen in charge of this show know they better deliver on show that is pure Dracarys or their heads may literally be on spikes outside of HBO HQ since nobody under the age of 40 is subscribing to HBO to watch movies in the Age of Netflix, Disney+, and a million other streaming services.