Despite Earlier Reports, Facebook is Not Gone Forever Nor Is There A Master Code (Whatever That Is)

Earlier this afternoon, reports began swirling that Facebook would be gone forever. I’m happy to report that Facebook has been restored IN FULL. I, along with my team, discovered that there was no “Master Code” and that Facebook should simply find the issue. The issue? It’s too complicated to explain in this format but I will be conducting an Instagram Live (now that it’s back) so we can explore ways to keep this from happening again.

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Good day, sir! I SAID GOOD DAY!