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After Further Review (Alternate Angle of the Urban Meyer Video), The Call On The Field Has Been Confirmed

So Chaps blogged earlier about Urban's heartfelt apology and his very reasonable alibi that people were just trying to get him out on the dance floor. We've all been there. The group of people that you are out with want you to let loose and have some fun, so much so that they start rubbing their ass up on your junk. Happens every single night in every single bar in the midwest. But yeah, I guess if you didn't have that context, you may be able to interpret that visual as Urban getting grinded on by a 24-year old blonde smokeshow while his wife was at home babysitting the grandkids. But after that bulletproof explanation, it all makes sense now. Case closed.

However, we now have additional footage from an alternate angle that seems to dispute what the notoriously honest and truthful Coach said:

After further review, the call on the field has been confirmed. Urban Liar!

"They wanted me to come over and take pictures, and I did. They were trying to pull me out on the dance floor, screwing around, and I should have left.”

This sure doesn't look like people trying to get him out on the dance floor. That looks like some good old fashioned fingers in the ass. A play that the old ball coach appears to have taken right out of Clemson's playbook.

Textbook technique. Over / Under on Urban stepping away by Wednesday?