Jarred Kelenic Dropped An #LFGM Right In Mets Fans Faces

Rob Manfred, get off your ass then cease and desist this man right this instant! What's the penalty for stealing another team's unofficial hashtag? Having to play for that team for the rest of your rookie contract? Because that's a fair punishment in my eyes. 

Noneth if getting eliminated from the playoffs before the last week of the season despite leading the shitty NL East for 103 consecutive days wasn't bad enough, now we have the prodigal son the Mets gave away for a spotty closer and overpaid/overjuiced/over the hill/ 2nd baseman trolling us as his team enters the homestretch of its playoff run. At least the local football teams still have a shot at the postseason!

I don't care that Kelenic is starting to come around in September by hitting 7 home runs with an .862 OPS at the ripe old age of 22 or that he stole the Mets hashtag like a wrestler steals a finishing move since the Mariners are basically Mets west and their fans have suffered many atrocities like us. All I care about is if Steve Cohen finds this amusing so he doesn't have any reservations about giving Kelenic a gigantic bag to make up for the last great sin of the Wilpons after the Mariners inevitably piss him off and drive him to sign for the most money available on the market. Best of luck in the playoffs and #LFGM!

JK, fuck that. #LFGWS because the #SonsOfUribe bond is stronger than Coke can dicks (people that have no idea what this means are going to be lost, which I actually love). Also #LFGD because I need the Dodgers to stop stacking their team every single year. Pretty much #LFGABTBYAC. If you don't know which three teams I'm rooting against in the playoffs, I don't think you are a real Mets fan.

I can't wait to ask Pete what he thinks of #LFGMGate next time he is on We Gotta Believe.