Dustin Johnson On Whether He Can Outparty His Younger American Teammates Tonight: “Abso (pause) lutely. Next Question”

We all knew the answer to this question. The only surprising thing is that he answered it so bluntly. Of course Deej is gonna rip up Wisconsin tonight. That’s what DJ does. That and smoke Europeans on the golf course.

That victory press conference was absolute gold. They were all ripped and you can tell they’re just getting started. Have a night, boys. You earned it.