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It's Mathematically Impossible How Bad I Beat Feits In Stool Streams Today

Feits and myself made history inside Stool Streams Stadium during Rock, Paper, Scissors in what might be statistically the most impressive accomplishment in sports. A classic 7-0 sweep. So impressive in fact that it would take Neil Degrasse Tyson + the hard drive Stephen Hawking's brain is downloaded on to compute what happened. If you can't get those two genius physicists you go for the next smartest thing, so I relied on internet comments to help me out, and Parker seemed like he had his shit together ...

An incredible match. Always fireworks when Feits and I do battle. Our last head to head meeting in Stool Streams Stadium was during the Semi-Finals where I tried to match Feit's energy and it got the best of me ...