Disney Is Changing Jessica Rabbit's Appearance At Disneyland, Which Has Some People Crying Pussification
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Comicbook.com- Disneyland is set to make some major changes to one of its rides by changing the ride's main character and revamping its story to make it "more relevant" to today's culture. The Roger Rabbit Car Toon Spin will be updated in the coming months to focus more on Jessica Rabbit, the wife of Roger Rabbit. Two scenes in the ride are being updated according to the OC Register, one featuring Jessica Rabbit and the weasels with an automobile as well as the finale scene. These scenes will be updated to show Jessica Rabbit as a new private eye in Toontown, looking out for the weasels responsible for a crime wave in the cartoon-populated city.
"Jessica Rabbit has determined it is past time for her to throw her fedora in the ring by starting her own private investigation service," the updated backstory for the ride states. "Watch out weasels, your reign of terror is over." Some of the changes can already be spotted in the ride. A scene in which Jessica Rabbit is being put into the trunk of a car by weasels was updated this week, with Jessica replaced by several barrels of the toon-erasing liquid Dip. No timeline for the full refurbishment has been given.
So this story has been making its rounds today and you won't believe it, but some people are upset on social media! You can go on the Disney Facebook groups and live that nightmare if you want or just take my word for it. I am personally indifferent on changes to a ride at Disneyland since I am too poor to take fly my family of four out to California. But I had to write this blog since I knew at the very least, I would get White Sox Dave to click on it.
It's not like Mickey Mouse and his corporate crew are going on Disney+ to throw a potato sack on Jessica Rabbit in the digital version of Who Framed Roger Rabbit. They are just changing her role in a couple of scenes of a ride.
The only thing I care about when it comes to rides at Disney is how long the line is that I have to wait in as a gaggle of kids complain around me. To be honest, I am much more offended seeing a barrel of dip than a busty damsel in distress since I instantly think of the poor shoe that got murdered in cold blood by the heartless Judge Doom (RIP In Peace to the shoe, RIP In No Peace to that evil Judge).
Besides, anyone that pays an ounce of attention already knew Jessica was a bad ass. You don't throw a motherfucking BEAR TRAP in between your titties unless you are about that life.
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"Booby trap" still makes me LOL all these years later
Detective Rabbit may not fit your stereotypical criteria of law enforcement, but she has it where it counts and is a good person despite what lying eyes may tell you.
The real problematic issue in all this is that Mrs. Rabbit clearly engages in bestiality with her rabbit husband, which is a crime in the laws of man and the Lord, even if they are two cartoons that reside in the lawless land of Toontown. But y'all aren't ready to have that conversation just yet…