New Poisonous Bird Just Dropped

The world is pretty awesome when you think about how many curve balls it can throw at you and surprise you. This was one I didn’t think would happen this morning: we have found a poisonous bird. I never thought birds could ever pull a trick like being poisonous out of their hat. Poison is usually a creepy-crawly trait, not a bird weapon. Mammals and birds are supposed to be fluffy and not too dangerous. This changes the whole game when it comes to birds. I shoulda seen it coming because birds are the closest thing to dinosaurs, this means dinosaurs probably fucked around with some poison.

Crazy that millions of years of evolution made that bird poisonous then along comes some bald monkey that just starts messing with it.

Discoveries like these make you think about what else could be out there?