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Pray For Parents Everywhere - Fortnite Is Collabing With Balenciaga on Fortnite Merch

Middle school dances are about to be LIT!

This is the last collab I ever saw coming in the gaming industry. Fortnite x Balenciaga - middle schoolers everywhere are about to be drowning in drip. 

Back in my day, I would beg my parents for their credit card to be able to buy a $5 Gameboy Advance game on sale at Gamestop or $10 worth of Microsoft points for my Xbox 360. Parents now are going to have to explain to their children why spending $400 on a Fortnite hat is a bit much.

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The best part is that I saw at least 1,000 white Fortnite sweatshirts down the Jersey shore boardwalk this summer. Those sweatshirts were slightly cheaper than this collab.

Needless to say, it's going to be a little tough to pay rent this month.