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Watch This Mother Flip The Fuck Out Because She Doesn't Want Her Kids Learning About Anal Sex

 

Well god damn that took a turn I didn't see coming! A nice peaceful school board meeting turned into a Spice TV scene that 15 year old Nate used to watch scrambled at 11:30 after the Howard Stern Show on E! got me all steamed up. Watching that lady scream about cornholling did it for me, not gonna lie. 

Now where do I stand on this case? Well, I think it's pretty unfair she can claim to be so against it if she's never even tried it. I applaud her honesty, but to stand in front of the board and make outlandish claims about the centuries old act of P in B lovemaking is rather disingenuous of her. 

The best part was when she got real serious and took off her glasses and start yelling real loud 

“I’ve never had anal sex! I don’t want to have anal sex! I don’t want my kids having anal sex!!!!"

 

And the lady behind her just takes out her phone and starts filming.

 

 

Butt guess what? According to the NY Post, it worked!:

 

Austin new outlet KXAN reported the Lake Travis Independent School District pulled the book from its school libraries after the mother’s complaint.

“A district possesses significant discretion to determine the content of its school libraries,” a spokesperson told KXAN. 

 

Unbelievable. I guess the kids, who would quite literally never have known that book was even in the library, (and the book, which quite literally does not teach them about anal sex) will have to learn about cornholin' the old fashioned way- the internet, where they will now see this video, and then look up Lana Rhoades videos to see anal sex in action. Thank goodness she got that book removed though!