There Is No Shame In Pooping Your Pants At Heinz Field

I want to make this very clear- sometimes a man poops his pants. Nobody wants to do it. Nobody wakes up in the morning going "today is a great day to poop my pants in public". But it happens. Last night's Bud Lights start mixing with this morning's coffee and next thing you know you have an avalanche of despair in your trousers. Today you, tomorrow me. So let's not poop shame this man. He did his deed, he took to the sink for a quick scrub-a-dub-dub, and was back in his seats before the 2nd half. Man shit.