Davis Mills’ Madden Awareness Rating Just Dropped To Zero

This was the fifth funniest thing I saw today. The top four were all four (4) Zach Wilson interceptions. But this sneaks right in to round out the top five. I’m a simple man. You show me someone getting mollywopped when they aren’t expecting it on a football field and my day is made. Davis Mills had no idea it was even legal for safeties to blitz. Never even crossed his mind as a possibility. And now the only thing crossing his mind is a bunch of birds like when a cartoon character gets struck over the head with an oversized mallet, or when a piano falls on their head. He doesn’t even know he fumbled yet, he’ll find that out tomorrow when they watch film.