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Joe Judge Owes The Eagles, And Preferably The Entire City Of Philadelphia, A Massive Apology

"We will never do that as long as I'm the head coach of the New York Giants". 

You'll never do what, exactly, Joe? Win a game in September? Because you're doing a rather damn fine job at keeping your word on that one. 

The New York Football Giants won a grand total of 6 games last year. Somehow they didn't manage to win the division and advance to the playoffs after racking up a grand total of SIX wins. Clearly it couldn't be a coaching issue. Clearly it couldn't be a roster issue. Clearly it was the Eagles' fault. Clearly it was the Eagles disrespecting the game by not going out there and doing everything they can to compete and put their players in a position to win. 

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Listen. I'm not here to make fun of the Giants and their fans. I'm not trying to rub it in or anything like that. I just want Joe Judge to see how dog shit that franchise has been over the past 5 years, I want him to realize how dog shit of a job he's been doing to turn things around, and I want him to apologize for how absurd it was to blame the Eagles for the Giants not getting into the playoffs as a 6-10 team last year. That's all. Doesn't really seem like much of an ask to me. Send the boys out for a few laps, look into a camera  and apologize. Simple as that. And maybe if you really want to make it up to us, you'll keep Jason Garrett on staff for as long as possible. 

@JordieBarstool