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Friday Confessions

Dante and I alternate Fridays collecting confessions from deprived Stoolies to complement the regular podcast Feits and Chaps are pumping out.

Their pod can get pretty fucking weird and can be found here...

But this blog series is simply for confessions (and clicks).

I'll go first...

When I am too lazy to make it to the bathroom during the night, I quietly piss out of my bedroom window.

I should stop, but my urine looks like blood in the moonlight and it excites me.

If there's anything you need to get off your chest, then the comments are open.

Two Hail Marys, three Our Fathers, and slip a 20 in the collection box on the way out… All is forgiven.

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