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https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/getty/2021/09/16/GettyImages-108267909.79add4a2.jpeg?crop=0.98%2C0.94%2Cx0.02%2Cy0.01%2Csafe&fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1920 1920w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/getty/2021/09/16/GettyImages-108267909.79add4a2.jpeg?crop=0.98%2C0.94%2Cx0.02%2Cy0.01%2Csafe&fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=2048 2048w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/getty/2021/09/16/GettyImages-108267909.79add4a2.jpeg?crop=0.98%2C0.94%2Cx0.02%2Cy0.01%2Csafe&fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=3840 3840w" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="eager" style="aspect-ratio:.6955844155844156;width:100%"> <span class="image-attribution">jhorrocks. Getty Images.</span></div><p></p><p><strong>Let's face it, laughter is the ultimate ice breaker. If you can make 'em laugh early you just might be sticking around for something special later on... </strong></p><p>On May 3rd I started the <em><strong>"Lighten the Fuck Up!"</strong></em> blog series and since the first 12 were included in<a href="https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3373400/lighten-the-fuck-up-because-laughter-is-the-best-aphrodisiac..."> <em>"Lighten the Fuck Up! Because Laughter is the Best Aphrodisiac..."</em></a>, there have been 13 more jokes, hence the <em>"Baker's Dozen"</em>. </p><p>I hope you've enjoyed 'em, retold 'em, and made someone laugh. </p><p><strong>In the comment section let me know which one's your favorite and if you're feeling ambitious, give me your top three...</strong></p><p><strong>1.</strong></p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/DikKbks?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3374120/lighten-the-fuck-up-diamonds-are-a-girls-best-friend...?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen...&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen..."></a></div></div><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div></div><p><strong>2.</strong></p><p></p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/t1ypInI?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3375211/lighten-the-fuck-up-she-was-primed-and-ready-for-some-kinky-sex...?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen...&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen..."></a></div></div></div><p></p><p><strong>3.</strong></p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/qJAry7N?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3375777/lighten-the-fuck-up-he-needed-his-young-sexy-wifes-okay-before-the-surgery...?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen...&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen..."></a></div></div></div><p><strong>4.</strong></p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/i1IvlmV?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3376585/lighten-the-fuck-up-you-never-know-who-you-might-bump-into-at-the-supermarket...?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen...&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen..."></a></div></div></div><p><strong>5.</strong></p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/6hupbTu?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3377383/lighten-the-fuck-up-his-loving-wife-was-trying-to-console-him-but-thats-not-what-he-needed...?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen...&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen..."></a></div></div><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div></div><p><strong>6.</strong></p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/qIdmL1K?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3378796/lighten-the-fuck-up-maria-had-questions-about-her-husbands-new-secretary...?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen...&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen..."></a></div></div></div><p><strong>7.</strong></p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/rylTfAR?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3379544/lighten-the-fuck-up-she-was-35-unmarried-and-still-living-at-home-with-her-parents?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen...&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen..."></a></div></div></div><p><strong>8.</strong></p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/xGXNANR?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3379969/lighten-the-fuck-up-he-told-his-wife-to-take-care-of-it-while-he-was-away-on-business...?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen...&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen..."></a></div></div></div><p><strong>9.</strong></p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/u80QkkD?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3380737/lighten-the-fuck-up-they-have-sex-in-hospitals...?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen...&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen..."></a></div></div><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div></div><p><strong>10.</strong></p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/WgHkpVD?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3381103/lighten-the-fuck-up-young-attractive-teachers-are-so-engaging...?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen...&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen..."></a></div></div></div><p><strong>11.</strong></p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/vaDOMzF?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3382290/lighten-the-fuck-up-dammit-the-rooster-died?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen...&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen..."></a></div></div></div><p><strong>12.</strong></p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/8pJHzQ1?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3382781/lighten-the-fuck-up-a-mormon-and-an-irishman-boarded-a-plane...?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen...&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen..."></a></div></div></div><p><strong>13.</strong></p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/9H4uObO?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3383377/lighten-the-fuck-up-the-moth-and-the-podiatrist...?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen...&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen..."></a></div></div><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div></div><div class="hq-image"><video autoplay loop muted playsinline alt><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/giphy/2021/07/14/b6227a14.gif?crop=0.99%2C0.90%2Cx0.00%2Cy0.00%2Csafe&format=mp4&profile=high&level=5.0" type="video/mp4"><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/giphy/2021/07/14/b6227a14.gif?crop=0.99%2C0.90%2Cx0.00%2Cy0.00%2Csafe&format=jpg" type="image/jpeg"></video><span 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Getty Images.</span></div><p></p><p><strong>Let's face it, laughter is the ultimate ice breaker. If you can make 'em laugh early you just might be sticking around for something special later on... </strong></p><p>On May 3rd I started the <em><strong>"Lighten the Fuck Up!"</strong></em> blog series and since the first 12 were included in<a href="https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3373400/lighten-the-fuck-up-because-laughter-is-the-best-aphrodisiac..."> <em>"Lighten the Fuck Up! Because Laughter is the Best Aphrodisiac..."</em></a>, there have been 13 more jokes, hence the <em>"Baker's Dozen"</em>. </p><p>I hope you've enjoyed 'em, retold 'em, and made someone laugh. </p><p><strong>In the comment section let me know which one's your favorite and if you're feeling ambitious, give me your top three...</strong></p><p><strong>1.</strong></p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/DikKbks?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3374120/lighten-the-fuck-up-diamonds-are-a-girls-best-friend...?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen...&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen..."></a></div></div><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div></div><p><strong>2.</strong></p><p></p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/t1ypInI?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3375211/lighten-the-fuck-up-she-was-primed-and-ready-for-some-kinky-sex...?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen...&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen..."></a></div></div></div><p></p><p><strong>3.</strong></p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/qJAry7N?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3375777/lighten-the-fuck-up-he-needed-his-young-sexy-wifes-okay-before-the-surgery...?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen...&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen..."></a></div></div></div><p><strong>4.</strong></p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/i1IvlmV?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3376585/lighten-the-fuck-up-you-never-know-who-you-might-bump-into-at-the-supermarket...?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen...&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen..."></a></div></div></div><p><strong>5.</strong></p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/6hupbTu?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3377383/lighten-the-fuck-up-his-loving-wife-was-trying-to-console-him-but-thats-not-what-he-needed...?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen...&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen..."></a></div></div><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div></div><p><strong>6.</strong></p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/qIdmL1K?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3378796/lighten-the-fuck-up-maria-had-questions-about-her-husbands-new-secretary...?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen...&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen..."></a></div></div></div><p><strong>7.</strong></p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/rylTfAR?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3379544/lighten-the-fuck-up-she-was-35-unmarried-and-still-living-at-home-with-her-parents?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen...&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen..."></a></div></div></div><p><strong>8.</strong></p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/xGXNANR?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3379969/lighten-the-fuck-up-he-told-his-wife-to-take-care-of-it-while-he-was-away-on-business...?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen...&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen..."></a></div></div></div><p><strong>9.</strong></p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/u80QkkD?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3380737/lighten-the-fuck-up-they-have-sex-in-hospitals...?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen...&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen..."></a></div></div><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div></div><p><strong>10.</strong></p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/WgHkpVD?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3381103/lighten-the-fuck-up-young-attractive-teachers-are-so-engaging...?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen...&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen..."></a></div></div></div><p><strong>11.</strong></p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/vaDOMzF?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3382290/lighten-the-fuck-up-dammit-the-rooster-died?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen...&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen..."></a></div></div></div><p><strong>12.</strong></p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/8pJHzQ1?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3382781/lighten-the-fuck-up-a-mormon-and-an-irishman-boarded-a-plane...?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen...&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen..."></a></div></div></div><p><strong>13.</strong></p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/9H4uObO?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3383377/lighten-the-fuck-up-the-moth-and-the-podiatrist...?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen...&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen..."></a></div></div><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div></div><div class="hq-image"><video autoplay loop muted playsinline alt><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/giphy/2021/07/14/b6227a14.gif?crop=0.99%2C0.90%2Cx0.00%2Cy0.00%2Csafe&format=mp4&profile=high&level=5.0" type="video/mp4"><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/giphy/2021/07/14/b6227a14.gif?crop=0.99%2C0.90%2Cx0.00%2Cy0.00%2Csafe&format=jpg" type="image/jpeg"></video><span 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https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/getty/2021/09/16/GettyImages-108267909.79add4a2.jpeg?crop=0.98%2C0.94%2Cx0.02%2Cy0.01%2Csafe&fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1920 1920w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/getty/2021/09/16/GettyImages-108267909.79add4a2.jpeg?crop=0.98%2C0.94%2Cx0.02%2Cy0.01%2Csafe&fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=2048 2048w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/getty/2021/09/16/GettyImages-108267909.79add4a2.jpeg?crop=0.98%2C0.94%2Cx0.02%2Cy0.01%2Csafe&fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=3840 3840w" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="eager" style="aspect-ratio:.6955844155844156;width:100%"> <span class="image-attribution">jhorrocks. Getty Images.</span><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div></div><p></p><p><strong>Let's face it, laughter is the ultimate ice breaker. If you can make 'em laugh early you just might be sticking around for something special later on... </strong></p><p>On May 3rd I started the <em><strong>"Lighten the Fuck Up!"</strong></em> blog series and since the first 12 were included in<a href="https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3373400/lighten-the-fuck-up-because-laughter-is-the-best-aphrodisiac..."> <em>"Lighten the Fuck Up! Because Laughter is the Best Aphrodisiac..."</em></a>, there have been 13 more jokes, hence the <em>"Baker's Dozen"</em>. </p><p>I hope you've enjoyed 'em, retold 'em, and made someone laugh. </p><p><strong>In the comment section let me know which one's your favorite and if you're feeling ambitious, give me your top three...</strong></p><p><strong>1.</strong></p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/DikKbks?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3374120/lighten-the-fuck-up-diamonds-are-a-girls-best-friend...?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen...&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen..."></a></div></div></div><p><strong>2.</strong></p><p></p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/t1ypInI?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3375211/lighten-the-fuck-up-she-was-primed-and-ready-for-some-kinky-sex...?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen...&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen..."></a></div></div></div><p></p><p><strong>3.</strong></p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/qJAry7N?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3375777/lighten-the-fuck-up-he-needed-his-young-sexy-wifes-okay-before-the-surgery...?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen...&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen..."></a></div></div></div><p><strong>4.</strong></p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/i1IvlmV?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3376585/lighten-the-fuck-up-you-never-know-who-you-might-bump-into-at-the-supermarket...?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen...&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen..."></a></div></div><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div></div><p><strong>5.</strong></p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/6hupbTu?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3377383/lighten-the-fuck-up-his-loving-wife-was-trying-to-console-him-but-thats-not-what-he-needed...?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen...&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen..."></a></div></div></div><p><strong>6.</strong></p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/qIdmL1K?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3378796/lighten-the-fuck-up-maria-had-questions-about-her-husbands-new-secretary...?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen...&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen..."></a></div></div></div><p><strong>7.</strong></p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/rylTfAR?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3379544/lighten-the-fuck-up-she-was-35-unmarried-and-still-living-at-home-with-her-parents?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen...&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen..."></a></div></div></div><p><strong>8.</strong></p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/xGXNANR?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3379969/lighten-the-fuck-up-he-told-his-wife-to-take-care-of-it-while-he-was-away-on-business...?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen...&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen..."></a></div></div><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div></div><p><strong>9.</strong></p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/u80QkkD?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3380737/lighten-the-fuck-up-they-have-sex-in-hospitals...?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen...&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen..."></a></div></div></div><p><strong>10.</strong></p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/WgHkpVD?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3381103/lighten-the-fuck-up-young-attractive-teachers-are-so-engaging...?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen...&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen..."></a></div></div></div><p><strong>11.</strong></p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/vaDOMzF?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3382290/lighten-the-fuck-up-dammit-the-rooster-died?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen...&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen..."></a></div></div></div><p><strong>12.</strong></p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/8pJHzQ1?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3382781/lighten-the-fuck-up-a-mormon-and-an-irishman-boarded-a-plane...?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen...&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen..."></a></div></div><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div></div><p><strong>13.</strong></p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/9H4uObO?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3383377/lighten-the-fuck-up-the-moth-and-the-podiatrist...?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen...&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen..."></a></div></div></div><div class="hq-image"><video autoplay loop muted playsinline alt><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/giphy/2021/07/14/b6227a14.gif?crop=0.99%2C0.90%2Cx0.00%2Cy0.00%2Csafe&format=mp4&profile=high&level=5.0" type="video/mp4"><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/giphy/2021/07/14/b6227a14.gif?crop=0.99%2C0.90%2Cx0.00%2Cy0.00%2Csafe&format=jpg" type="image/jpeg"></video><span class="image-attribution">Giphy Images.</span></div><p><strong>*Vindog's been makin'em pee themselves since 1968</strong></p><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><p></p></body></html>

<div class="hq-image"><img src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/getty/2021/09/16/GettyImages-108267909.79add4a2.jpeg?crop=0.98%2C0.94%2Cx0.02%2Cy0.01%2Csafe&fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75" alt srcset="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/getty/2021/09/16/GettyImages-108267909.79add4a2.jpeg?crop=0.98%2C0.94%2Cx0.02%2Cy0.01%2Csafe&fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=320 320w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/getty/2021/09/16/GettyImages-108267909.79add4a2.jpeg?crop=0.98%2C0.94%2Cx0.02%2Cy0.01%2Csafe&fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=480 480w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/getty/2021/09/16/GettyImages-108267909.79add4a2.jpeg?crop=0.98%2C0.94%2Cx0.02%2Cy0.01%2Csafe&fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=640 640w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/getty/2021/09/16/GettyImages-108267909.79add4a2.jpeg?crop=0.98%2C0.94%2Cx0.02%2Cy0.01%2Csafe&fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=750 750w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/getty/2021/09/16/GettyImages-108267909.79add4a2.jpeg?crop=0.98%2C0.94%2Cx0.02%2Cy0.01%2Csafe&fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=828 828w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/getty/2021/09/16/GettyImages-108267909.79add4a2.jpeg?crop=0.98%2C0.94%2Cx0.02%2Cy0.01%2Csafe&fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1080 1080w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/getty/2021/09/16/GettyImages-108267909.79add4a2.jpeg?crop=0.98%2C0.94%2Cx0.02%2Cy0.01%2Csafe&fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1200 1200w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/getty/2021/09/16/GettyImages-108267909.79add4a2.jpeg?crop=0.98%2C0.94%2Cx0.02%2Cy0.01%2Csafe&fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1920 1920w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/getty/2021/09/16/GettyImages-108267909.79add4a2.jpeg?crop=0.98%2C0.94%2Cx0.02%2Cy0.01%2Csafe&fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=2048 2048w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/getty/2021/09/16/GettyImages-108267909.79add4a2.jpeg?crop=0.98%2C0.94%2Cx0.02%2Cy0.01%2Csafe&fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=3840 3840w" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="eager" style="aspect-ratio:.6955844155844156;width:100%"> <span class="image-attribution">jhorrocks. Getty Images.</span><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div></div><p></p><p><strong>Let's face it, laughter is the ultimate ice breaker. If you can make 'em laugh early you just might be sticking around for something special later on... </strong></p><p>On May 3rd I started the <em><strong>"Lighten the Fuck Up!"</strong></em> blog series and since the first 12 were included in<a href="https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3373400/lighten-the-fuck-up-because-laughter-is-the-best-aphrodisiac..."> <em>"Lighten the Fuck Up! Because Laughter is the Best Aphrodisiac..."</em></a>, there have been 13 more jokes, hence the <em>"Baker's Dozen"</em>. </p><p>I hope you've enjoyed 'em, retold 'em, and made someone laugh. </p><p><strong>In the comment section let me know which one's your favorite and if you're feeling ambitious, give me your top three...</strong></p><p><strong>1.</strong></p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/DikKbks?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3374120/lighten-the-fuck-up-diamonds-are-a-girls-best-friend...?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen...&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen..."></a></div></div></div><p><strong>2.</strong></p><p></p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/t1ypInI?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3375211/lighten-the-fuck-up-she-was-primed-and-ready-for-some-kinky-sex...?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen...&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen..."></a></div></div></div><p></p><p><strong>3.</strong></p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/qJAry7N?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3375777/lighten-the-fuck-up-he-needed-his-young-sexy-wifes-okay-before-the-surgery...?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen...&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen..."></a></div></div></div><p><strong>4.</strong></p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/i1IvlmV?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3376585/lighten-the-fuck-up-you-never-know-who-you-might-bump-into-at-the-supermarket...?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen...&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen..."></a></div></div><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div></div><p><strong>5.</strong></p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/6hupbTu?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3377383/lighten-the-fuck-up-his-loving-wife-was-trying-to-console-him-but-thats-not-what-he-needed...?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen...&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen..."></a></div></div></div><p><strong>6.</strong></p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/qIdmL1K?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3378796/lighten-the-fuck-up-maria-had-questions-about-her-husbands-new-secretary...?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen...&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen..."></a></div></div></div><p><strong>7.</strong></p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/rylTfAR?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3379544/lighten-the-fuck-up-she-was-35-unmarried-and-still-living-at-home-with-her-parents?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen...&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen..."></a></div></div></div><p><strong>8.</strong></p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/xGXNANR?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3379969/lighten-the-fuck-up-he-told-his-wife-to-take-care-of-it-while-he-was-away-on-business...?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen...&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen..."></a></div></div><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div></div><p><strong>9.</strong></p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/u80QkkD?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3380737/lighten-the-fuck-up-they-have-sex-in-hospitals...?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen...&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen..."></a></div></div></div><p><strong>10.</strong></p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/WgHkpVD?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3381103/lighten-the-fuck-up-young-attractive-teachers-are-so-engaging...?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen...&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen..."></a></div></div></div><p><strong>11.</strong></p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/vaDOMzF?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3382290/lighten-the-fuck-up-dammit-the-rooster-died?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen...&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen..."></a></div></div></div><p><strong>12.</strong></p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/8pJHzQ1?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3382781/lighten-the-fuck-up-a-mormon-and-an-irishman-boarded-a-plane...?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen...&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen..."></a></div></div><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div></div><p><strong>13.</strong></p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/9H4uObO?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3383377/lighten-the-fuck-up-the-moth-and-the-podiatrist...?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen...&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63529_0_lighten-the-fuck-up-the-bakers-dozen..."></a></div></div></div><div class="hq-image"><video autoplay loop muted playsinline alt><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/giphy/2021/07/14/b6227a14.gif?crop=0.99%2C0.90%2Cx0.00%2Cy0.00%2Csafe&format=mp4&profile=high&level=5.0" type="video/mp4"><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/giphy/2021/07/14/b6227a14.gif?crop=0.99%2C0.90%2Cx0.00%2Cy0.00%2Csafe&format=jpg" type="image/jpeg"></video><span class="image-attribution">Giphy Images.</span></div><p><strong>*Vindog's been makin'em pee themselves since 1968</strong></p><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><p></p>

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