Emergency Internet Meeting: It's Time We Start Giving Madison Beer The Credit She Deserves

Hear ye, hear ye! My good brothers and sisters, we have got to stop sleeping on Madison Beer. It's all Kardashian this, Megan Fox that, J-Lo that. And that's fine and dandy as hell. Swell as hell. I'm guilty as fuck of it myself. Which is why I called this meeting to start giving Madison Beer the shine she deserves. I love the old school as much as the next guy, but I respect the young cats as well. And Madison Beer is the queen of the new school. I'm not talking about just "IG Influencers" either. Madison Beer is already a star, and she's going to be a mega star in the blink of an eye. So let's start putting respect on her name. 

Snacks are in the back. Meeting adjourned.