If The Met Gala Wasn’t Already Insufferable Enough, They Didn't Even Serve Miller Lite Because They Are NOT For The Common Folk

What a bunch of assholes. I mean yeah, sure, the Met Gala is for charity or something like that, so calling everyone involved with it an asshole might come off as uncouth. I can admit that it definitely wasn't a mass gathering of exuberant elitists proclaiming their exuberant elitism to the world and it was all for a good cause.

This has everything with the Met Gala not serving Miller Lite at their little rich folk party. They clearly don't care about the common folk. I just can't get over the fact that a mass gathering of ANY sort doesn't have a delicious 96 calorie pilsner to serve to its attendees. What planet am I on? I mean what the fuck Met Gala? Are you truly THAT above everyone else? Good thing the great tasting, less filling Miller Lite "gets it" though:


A beer for by the common man, for the common man. And woman. And any normal every day Sally and Joe who is 21+ and loves to have a good time with good people. That doesn't excuse the Met Gala for their bullshit though. At best it's gross negligence and poor planning, at worst it's a war crime against the 99%. 

I hereby declare a boycott of the Met Gala until they start serving Miller Lite. I will not attend until it's served on tap, in a bottle or in a can to anyone who knows how to drink with class. Fucking assholes. 

PS - bring back the "And TWINS" Miller Coors commercials. 

That, my friends, is how you sell beer