Black Bear, Black Bear, what do you see? I see two pigs making a fool out of me. What a W for the swine delegation! Not only staring down an apex predator but having him scurry away and jump over the top rope like a little bitch in the Royal Rumble despite having the weight, the height, and the razor sharp claws/teeth advantage. Easily the biggest moment for pigs around the world since Babe was nominated for Best Picture in the Oscars back in 1995. Yes, that actually happened.
Not that I'm discounting Babe. It was a lovely movie. Tremendous even. It's impossible to watch this scene after watching all that little ham had to go through without your soul smiling.
What was I talking about again? Oh yeah, shout out those two little pigs sending that bear the way of the big bad wolf without learning masonry in a story that was clearly written by Big Cement back in the day to sell bricks. I will not put any pork on my plate this morning as a sign of #RE2PECT for these two brave boars.