Update: Kendall Jenner (Not Jennifer Lopez) Is Now The Sexiest Woman Alive

Friends, I screwed up. Last night, in between trivia and football and the Met Gala I blogged the following...

At first glance it would appear to be a factually accurate blog, however I failed to account for one thing- Kendall Jenner. Who is so goddamn gorgeous she literally took my breath away. Here she is in all her glory channeling Audrey Hepburn a la the 1964 box office smash My Fair Lady...

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JUSTIN LANE. Shutterstock Images.

JUSTIN LANE. Shutterstock Images.

Stunning. Kris Jenner also seemed to enjoy the moment…

I just wanted to draw attention to this becasue despite what Nate says, I'm the resident fashion blogger. I'm good for at least two of them per year and this is my second so after today I'm done. I've reached my quota for 2021. Huge shout out to Kendall and J. Lo for making the cut and we'll see you next year.