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Lighten the Fuck Up! The Moth and the Podiatrist...

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A moth entered a podiatrist’s office where he was immediately asked by the doctor what his problem was…

The moth began, “I’m unappreciated at work and it’s got me feeling empty… I sleep next to a woman who no longer loves me… Last winter the cold took my oldest son, as it did many of us, and my young son, he no longer listens to me… And lately, I've lost my appetite for cashmere sweaters… Sometimes doc, I feel like a spider, even though I'm a moth, just barely hanging on to my web… If I wasn’t such a coward, I’d pack my bags, leave tonight, and never look back…”

The podiatrist, who had been listening attentively, responded, “Sir, I understand that you're troubled, and you certainly have my sympathy, but you should be seeing a psychiatrist. Why on earth did you come in here?”

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Without hesitation the moth said, “Cause the light was on…”

* Vindog has been repurposing jokes since 1968 (R.I.P. Norm Macdonald)