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Maybe the NYC Subway Isn't So Bad After All



Usually when you get on the NYC Subway you see some wild things. Mind you, in the 5 years I've lived in this city I've probably only taken the Subway 5-10 times. And the things I've seen are rats, a dance troupe that is always within 6 inches of kicking you in the face, a smelly guy who is sitting in his own shit, and occasionally there will be a baby selling weed. But I have never once seen a super model walk through the doors and then exit the other side being a super super model. Never once!



All this time I've been Ubering and things like that are happening on the Subway? For 5 years I've lived in the city and this is what I've been missing out on? What the hell man!

I'm probably not going to start taking the Subway because I'm a spoiled piece of shit but if I'm the MTA I'm using this as my ad campaign and I'm using it yesterday. It's actually pretty stupid how little I use our subway system, it's fairly cheap and easy to use, and it's better than sitting in bumper to bumper traffic which makes me nauseous. I can't go more than 5 minutes in an Uber these days without wanting to stick my head out of the window like a dog because I'm 3 seconds from puking. But I digress.