You Absolutely Can't Show Off a Dragon Skull Turnover Prop Down 56-7

I know this is a boomer take and I don't care: if you just scored to make a 56-0 game 56-7, you absolutely can't make a beeline to the comically large dragon skull turnover prop. Just can't happen.

I know getting a pick six is an awesome moment for any player, especially one at UAB getting to do it against a team like Georgia. And I'll give this guy credit that he at least doesn't seem to be flaunting it too much, but he is showing it off for the camera. The defense had to go right back on the field again after the kickoff. That's the perfect excuse to just leave the dragon skull necklace in whatever crate it had been in the whole game and save it for a big turnover in a game that actually matters for the Blazers.

I guess we're just too far gone into the turnover prop generation at this point. Every interception or fumble has to be accompanied by a garish costume or there's no point.

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Get off my lawn and go play football.