Get A Load Of This Idiot Rapper Who Got Gold Chains Surgically Implanted Into His Skull
Source - Attention-hungry rapper-reggaeton star Dan Sur has adopted a look that is sure to fill even the most diehard hip-hop fans with dread.
This 23-year-old Mexican goldilocks claims he’s the “first rapper … in human history” to rock an assortment of gold chains as “hair” hanging from hooks he surgically implanted into his scalp. The flashy entertainer reportedly underwent the bizarre surgery — which involved dozens of gold chains — in April.
Some media outlets have proffered that Sur was inspired by rapper Lil Uzi Vert, who went viral earlier this year when he hyped spending $24 million on a “natural” pink diamond embedded into his forehead.
Where do I begin? I guess with the obvious- Who the hell is Dan Sur? Has anyone ever heard of him because I haven't. From what I gather he's the 23-year old Mexican rapper and voice behind the hit single "Oro." Here's the video..
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(10k views) I didn't watch it either, but I assume it's terrible. Almost as terrible as implanting gold chains into your skull to make a name for yourself. Here's what Dan had to say on why he decided to go through with the procedure...
“The truth is that I wanted to do something different because I see that everyone dyes their hair. I hope not everyone copies me now,” he said in one of the TikTok videos he shared with his 1.9 million followers on the streaming platform.
“I have it as a hook that is implanted in my head and that hook has hooks and they are all hooked in my skull, under my skin,” Sur said in another viral clip. “This is my hair. Golden hair. The first rapper to have gold hair implanted in human history.”
TL/DR he's a moron. A moron of the highest order. What happens when he gets sick of them? He unhooks his hair? What happens if they catch on something? Or someone tries to rip them? He's fucked. It always amazes me lengths people will go to get attention. Like, obviously this isn't going to do anything for his career. It'll be an article in The Post that I comment on then it'll die. That's it. Best case scenario the story lasts two days. Now here's another one Dan Sur's songs because I honestly feel bad for him. Enjoy it if you can…
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