John Mulaney And Olivia Munn Are Having A Baby
The Love Wedding Repeat actress is expecting her first baby with John Mulaney, the comedian revealed Tuesday during an appearance on Late Night with Seth Meyers.
"You've had a year," Meyers, 47, told Mulaney at the top of the evening, to which the comedian replied, "I packed a lot into this... Is it September now? I went to rehab in September, I got out in October, I moved out of my home from my ex-wife [Anna Marie Tendler]..."
"Then in the spring I went to Los Angeles and met and started to date a wonderful woman named Olivia," he continued.
"I got into this relationship that's been really beautiful with someone incredible," he said, adding how grateful he is that Munn has held his hand throughout his challenging year. "And we're having a baby together. I was nervous when I was about to say the news!"
While thanking Meyers for having him on the show, Mulaney said, "Olivia and this baby have helped save me from myself in this early journey out of recovery."
Im going to try and set my emotions aside and get through this.
Here are the facts, with no bias behind them at all:
1. John Mulaney hates kids
2. Olivia Munn stalked John Mulaney until he was in the middle of a divorce, fresh out of rehab, and at his most vulnerable
3. Olivia Munn got pregnant
There. Pretty sure that sums it up!
Now, the kids thing. Half of John’s stand up specials are about how he hates kids, but I get people change their minds on things like this. Olivia is hot, they’re both rich, the kid will be supported and loved. Whatever. I just don’t know if I’ll ever get past the ick of the way this all went down. John seems to be happy, says the pregnancy has saved him from himself? He’s practically calling this kid a miracle baby? Okay.
ALRIGHT, alright. It’s not the kid’s fault. The kid will be cute. They’ll be good parents.
Olivia, on the other hand? Whew, boy do I have a lot of things I want to say about her, but will look really insane in writing. It’s been…one year? John went to rehab a married man. Now he’s out, clean, divorced and pregnant enough with someone else to make an announcement on Seth Meyers. Olivia is all smiles at lunch with his friends and walking around Los Angeles looking as pregnant as possible:
These pics have been out for a few days, but I know better than to blog about a bitch being/looking pregnant before it’s announced. Even though, I’ve never seen someone more obviously pregnant in my life.
I’m trying to put this in perspective - what if this was happening to one of my friends in real life? I think I would still have very strong feelings against Olivia, but I mean, you gotta support your friends. If it were happening IN my life? Like, my husband divorced me and knocked someone up 7 months later? Legally I don’t think I can describe how I’d react to that.
Whatever. I hope John is doing well and is actually happy and feeling well enough to welcome such a drastic change in his already extremely chaotic life. I’m gonna say “rehab” and “drug addiction” are pretty good excuses for erratic behavior. I wonder what Olivia’s excuse is for seeking out a married man for years, then finally getting pregnant by him?
#JordanWasRight