What Do You Think The Table At Megan Fox's Air BnB Witnessed?

Not to be dramatic but I would literally kill my entire family to play back the tape of what happened in that Air BnB. No hyperbole about it, I would take a grenade and blow up an orphanage for a quick whiff of the 3rd chair to the left. 

I hope everyone had a good Labor Day Weekend, but none of us had a better weekend than that motherfucking table. Pun absolutely intended.