Friday Confessions

Dante and I alternate Fridays collecting confessions from deprived Stoolies to complement the regular podcast Feits and Chaps are pumping out.

Their pod can get pretty fucking weird and can be found here... 

But this blog series is simply for confessions (and clicks).

I'll go first...

Last Spring (and multiple times since), I shaved my balls along with the densest patch of fur surrounding my asshole, and I was careful to catch all the falling shorn hair on a white towel laid out below me... A towel that I then vigorously shook out from my bathroom window onto the roof of my sunroom directly below.

Later that day, while grilling baby lamb chops out on my deck, I spotted a pair of robins plucking the rogue hairs from the roof of my sunroom and fashioning a nest with them in a nearby tree.

Not so much a confession, but more of a brag, I guess.

If there's anything you need to get off your chest, then the comments are open.

Two Hail Marys, three Our Fathers, and slip a 20 in the collection box on the way out… All is forgiven.

-Large