Jake Paul Wants to Fight Jesus (Tim Tebow)

After retiring from boxing then unretiring, Jake Paul has called out Tim Tebow. Now Tebow is the most Christ-like man on the planet by my accounts. Jake Paul is literally trying to fight God in his human form on earth. Now, this deviates from my prediction of future Jake Paul fights. I think it is really going to go.

Doubt he fights Woodley again- Woodley might actually throw more jabs and not take so many easy punches (Figure out how boxing scoring works)

Tommy Fury ("Real Boxer", Not 5 inches shorter than him and 20 lbs lighter, terrible boxer only fought bums)-Real fight

Austin Mcbroom- Real fight, will be easy and just pad the resume

Connor Mcregor- When he is super old and decrepit- Real fight

Logan Paul- Going to be the fight that everyone wanted the Klitschko brothers to do, will sell way too many PPV- Real fight on the books but they script it

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Mayweather- Guys going to want more money by this time,- Exhibition

Somewhere down along the line, he will fight like a 45-year-old Canelo- Exhibition

And each PPV is going to cost $60, over 5 years we all get shelled for $360 dollars and we will buy it because every time we will think he will get knocked out. 

He probably won't either. The train has left the station, there is no stopping him. 

Hopefully, Tommy Fury can do what Woodley could not.