Basic Bitches Rejoice: Pumpkin Spice Seltzer Is Coming

CNN - From coffee to candy to macaroni and cheese, it's possible to think that pumpkin spice has peaked. Not so fast.

Bud Light is releasing its first-ever hard seltzer featuring the fall flavor. The alcoholic beverage includes a blend of pumpkin, cinnamon, nutmeg and vanilla flavors that the company describes as "literally the taste of fall." (Don't tell Starbucks.)

The new drink, which will be available nationwide beginning September 6, is part of a new fall-themed variety pack. The 12-pack also includes toasted marshmallow, maple pear and returning favorite apple crisp. The latter flavor was released last year as part of a holiday-themed pack.

Make it fucking stop.

Nobody, and I mean nobody, asked for this.

We are pumpkin-spiced out. 

We are seltzered out.

And this is the worst collaboration of all time. 

Worse than the time Wyclef and Kenny Rodgers teamed up to redo "The Gambler" for absolutely no reason.

Worse than Mick Jagger and David Bowie doing "Dancing in the Street”

Worse than Ja Rule teaming up with Metallica 

This is worse than Colgate Beef Lasagna (yah that was a thing)

Worse than Ranch Dressing Soda

Worse than the Hot Dog Ice Cream Sandwich that that Savage Kate dared to try

Worse than Peeps Milk & Egg Nog

You get the point. It's fucking terrible. Stop trying to make fetch happen. And stop trying to make Pumpkin Spice everything happen.