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Telling Your Parents That You're A Stripper Via Powerpoint Presentation Is Insanely Smart

Bravo, Lex 1898 (on TikTok)! Bravo! That was an absolute clinic of a power point she just put on there for a steady 2 and a half minutes that any college student would envy. You think presenting a powerpoint about the pythagoreon theorum or some shit to an auditorium full of students that couldn't care less is hard? Try presenting to your parents a powerpoint letting them know you're a stripper...Now THAT takes guts! Not to mention Lex couldn't have been more cool, calm, and collected during that whole delivery.

I will say though these parents legit seem like the COOLEST parents that there ever was. Like maybe even giving the Incredibles and say Bryan Mills a run for their money. The mom couldn't have been happier that she guessed she was a stripper and the dad was literally clapping after he found out! I absolutely love it! When you really think about it stripping is an awesome gig to the point of I'm literally putting myself on record right now saying that if I ever have a daughter and she ever wants to be a stripper I'm all for it. As a guy that's really not a strip club guy you could really tell that strippers really do put on a performance when they're at the club. I'm well aware the "real name" she's telling me is probably not Diamond's actual name, etc so I really think I'd be ok with it!

Moral of the story is shoutout to that lady for not only doing what she wants to do, but also making a fucking HILARIOUS presentation that happened to go viral. I mean that line about suspiciously being able to afford a bunch of things recently? amazing. And once again shoutout to the parents! Just a great video all-around.