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This Gamer That Crashed A German Gameshow And Demanded For GTA 6 To Be Released Is The Hero Humanity Needs Right Now

There are plenty of things tearing mankind apart at the seams right now. Political debates. Vaccine debates. GOAT debates of all kinds. Pretty much anything that can be debated has people screaming at each other and causing chaos in a world already full of it. 

Which is why it's so important that us humans get something to scream about in unison in an effort to make the world a better place and that should be the release of a new GTA. Nothing, and I mean NOTHING, shoots dopamine directly into the human brain better than a Grand Theft Auto game. Being able to blow off some steam by banging a few hookers, committing a few murders, jaywalking as much as we please, and piling up wanted stars in the virtual worlds built by the great folks at Rockstar is the one thing every person on this crazy planet of ours can agree is great. I said this almost a year ago and it rings as true today as it did then.

Now I would usually NEVER follow the words of an angry, fed up German. But we need this gamer's message to become the new guerrilla rallying cry every time someone has a microphone in front of their face like the 2021, much less weird "Fuck her right in the pussy". If enough people demand GTA 6 comes out during news interviews and acceptance speeches, I'm sure the people at Rockstar will be forced to pivot from their 1058475th online update to GTA 5 to getting GTA 6 into our hands by the holiday season (of 2022, just because I am reasonable man, Rockstar).

P.S. That host was clearly just trying to fit in when he said he hasn't finished GTA 5. Everyone who started GTA 5 has finished it, other than the unlimited online versions of the game.