A Hail Storm Started In The Middle Of The Dolce And Gabbana Fashion Show In Italy And Everyone Lost Their Shit

Ahahahaah oh yes. This is fantastic. Listen to those fashion hoes screaming! In their defense, it does look like pretty big hail, but do we need all the shrieks? I also love the people saying “ow, fuck!” That seems to be a more appropriate reaction. We have what seems like…whole families hiding under umbrellas?

(Christ, does D&G need audience members that badly? Maybe, considering they were cancelled for a bit there) 

Anyway, enough about the guests. They’re weak, and they don’t deserve to be there with these kinds of reactions. You know who DIDNT scream and flee after a little ice pelted their skulls? THE MODELS ON THE RUNWAY.

THAT’S what we call FASHUN. You think FASHUN stops for hail? You think FASHUN cares that the models could slip and fall and break their necks on that extremely dangerous runway? Do you think that FASHUN would cancel itself to save a little discomfort? NEVER. As the French taught us, in maybe their ONLY stroke of genius, “Il faut souffrir pour être belle.”

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BEAUTY IS PAIN. The show must go on!!!!!