Nyjah Huston Is Better At Skateboarding Than Most People Are At Breathing
Sean M. Haffey. Getty Images.Breathing air. Ever heard of it? I'd say it's a rather important thing we do in our daily lives in order to, oh I don't know, stay alive. Breathing oxygen into our lungs and then releasing carbon dioxide. Seems relatively complex when you break it down, but we've all been breathing every single day of our lives since we were born. So we've gotten so good at it that most of the times, we don't even have to think about it. If you're alive right now then there's a good chance you're a damn good breather. It's probably one of the things in your life that you're the best at doing.
And yet somehow, Nyjah Huston is better at skateboarding than you are at converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
What a sick bastard. How can this maniac make it look that easy? Most people wouldn't even be able to pull off those combinations on Tony Hawk's Pro Skater with the perfect balance cheat mode on, and Nyjah Huston is stomping out these tricks smoother than some room temp butter. Didn't shatter his shins to pieces with the board. Didn't give himself an impromptu vasectomy on any of the rails. Just making everything look as smooth as possible.
Watching this man skate is one of the very few things that gives me a little hope when it eventually comes down to humanity vs robots. There may come a time when they invent a robot that can land all of these tricks. But never in a trillion years will they be able to make them look that clean and fluid. Humans are awesome. Robots are just a bunch of kooks.